Now I’ve heard it all. Good thing it’s satire. The crazy thing is, that when I read a post that says that a preacher says that Legos make people gay, it’s not all that hard to believe it actually happened.
“Legos look innocent,” he stated, “but they are more devious than they appear. You might think those little round things on top fit into the round tubes on the bottom, but that’s not how they work at all. The little round things fit into the space between the tubes and the walls. You can’t even tell what shape that is!”
So follow the link. It’s hilarious.