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I’ve had this tune in my head for a while. The “Chim Chim Cheroo” number from Mary Poppins. Whenever a hate group leader like Tony Perkins or some other bigoted clod starts in on their anti-gay blathering, or when some end-times prophet tries to equate President Obama with some obscure Bible prophecy, I put a new twist on that old, fun little ditty (And yes, this is original to me. If you re-post, please link and credit properly):

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When news that comedian Ellen DeGeneres was hired by JC Penney to become their new spokesperson, most Americans either didn’t really care, or thought it was a pretty good fit. After all, her wardrobe is very casual, and looks like it could be pulled from the rack at any Penney store. She’s smart, funny, [...]

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Pun of the Day

On January 30, 2012 By

If William Shakespeare were around today, would he have used a pen or a keybard?

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Pun of the day

On January 2, 2012 By

The Manhattan project was famous for its creation of the atomic bomb. Once the fission process was established, and that it would indeed produce the desired results, they were given a special congratulations from the President…

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While it’s no secret that I’ve got no love for the right-wing stretch of today’s GOP, I’m flat-out disgusted with the rampant lies and distortion that is quickly becoming the norm. Since it’s the Christmas season, it’s easy to spot the political grinches who will not only distort facts, but use the holiday season [...]

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Bad pun of the day

On December 19, 2011 By

Okay, we know the despot of North Korea is dead. Looks like he really was Il.

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Did Legos make me gay?

On December 17, 2011 By

Now I’ve heard it all. Good thing it’s satire. The crazy thing is, that when I read a post that says that a preacher says that Legos make people gay, it’s not all that hard to believe it actually happened.
“Legos look innocent,” he stated, “but they are more devious than they [...]

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Note: this piece was previously published in a slightly different form in 1999.

The golden morning sun poured into the bedroom as I arose for yet another week. Life had once again welcomed a new day sure to be filled with excitement, challenges and more of the same routine experiences of every day life. [...]

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